Chuckle 1029

Chuckle 1029
(George H of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Latest Scam~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

Please be alert to this new scam. I was just taken in by it and sure don’t want any of my friends to taken advantage of it like I was!!

I am a victim of the latest scam which is happening in shopping mall parking lots!

Two good looking young women come to your car as you are parking, one starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse.

While you're distracted, the other one lets herself in the back seat and then they both start begging you for a ride home. Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips your pants.

This is when they steal your wallet. I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday; but I couldn't find them on Saturday or Sunday. ***

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• Today in history

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Word of the Day for Monday May 1, 2006

luminary \LOO-muh-nair-ee\, noun:1. Any body that gives light, especially one of the heavenly bodies.2. A person of eminence or brilliant achievement.

Those who came to the Pyrenees sought the sublime in the mountains and the exotic in the population, drawn by the descriptions of ethnographers and literary luminaries like Vigny, Sand, Baudelaire and Flaubert.-- Ruth Harris, Lourdes

. .such jazz luminaries as Cab Calloway, Duke Ellington, Jimmie Lunceford, Louis Armstrong, and Earl Hines.-- Daniel Mark Epstein, Nat King Cole
There's something comforting in those occasional lapses when a luminary lurches and trips over the humble stone his powerful torch somehow failed to reveal.-- Brad Leithauser, "You Haven't Heard the Last of This", New York Times, August 30, 1998
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