Chuckle 1089

Chuckle 1089
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Marlene W of Florence CA!)

~Three Mice in a Bar ~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

Three mice went into a bar one evening. They all bellied up to the bar and each ordered a shot of quervo. The first mouse downs his shot and looks at his 2 buddies and says “ya know, I'm the toughest mouse here... I go looking for mouse traps just so I can do chin ups".

The second mouse, not to be out done, downs his shot and says, "Awwww, that ain't nothing. I go looking for D-Con so I can sprinkle some on my cereal each morning".

The third mouse, downs his shot, and starts walking out the door. Hey, hey, wait a minute, where ya going?

The 3rd mouse turned around, looks at his buddies and replies, "I'm going home to wrestle the cat". ***

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• Today in history
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Word of the Day for Saturday July 1, 2006

plaudit \PLAW-dit\, noun:1. A round or demonstration of applause.2. Enthusiastic approval; an expression of praise.

A large, robust man, he had earned the plaudits bestowed on him at that testimonial dinner through a lifetime of earnest toil.-- James T. Fisher, Dr. America

The aim of the wise man was no longer the plaudits of the masses but autarkeia, or self-sufficiency.-- Peter France, Hermits: The Insights of Solitude

Despite the plaudits her work received, her particular emphasis did not gain many adherents for more than a generation.-- Michael Kammen, American Culture, American Tastes
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