Chuckle 1149

Chuckle 1149
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Charles M of Bradenton FL!)


~Smart Thinking Woman~
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Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a very famous artist.

She told the artist, "Paint me with 3- carat diamond earrings, a large diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, a lovely 2- carat engagement ring surrounded by more emeralds and a beautiful red ruby pendant. For good measure make certain I am wearing an expensive watch."

"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things."

"I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry..." ***

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