Chuckle 1164

Chuckle 1163
(Dick L of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)




~Redneck Humor~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.

The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.

"Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?

"There was a long pause and finally Bubba said,

"How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?

A documentary.

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Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40.

He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"

The driver says "Bout what?"
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Two Mississippians are walking down different ends

Of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack.

When they meet one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"

"Jus' some chickens."

"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"

"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."

"Okay Ummmmm . . Five?" ***

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• Today in history
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(Word for the Day)
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below)