Chuckle 1203
Chuckle 1203
(Today's chuckle thanks go to George H of Florence OR!)
~Dear Spike~
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Dear Spike, I have been unable to sleep since I forced my daughter to break off her engagement to you. Will you forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo and pierced nose.
I now realize motorcycles aren't really that dangerous and I really should not have reacted the way I did to the fact that you have never held a job. I am sure, too, that some other very nice people live under the bridge in the park.
Sure, my daughter is only 17 and wants to marry you instead of going to Harvard on a full scholarship. After all, you can't learn everything about life from books.
I sometimes forget how backwards I can be. I was wrong. I was a fool. I have now come to my senses and you have my full blessing to marry my daughter.
Sincerely, Your Future Father-in-Law
P.S. Congratulations on winning the Power Ball Lottery!! ***
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