Chuckle 1238

Chuckle 1238
(Sandy J of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Sermon~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)


A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.


So the Minister asked the congregation - "What can you learn from this demonstration?"

Maxine was setting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" ***

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. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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(Steven Wright's gem for the day.)

2. Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)