Chuckle 1346

Chuckle 1345
(Jayne C of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Send Help! ~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

"Send someone over quickly!"

the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked bikers are climbing up toward my bedroom window!"

"This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to transfer you to the Police Department."

"No, it's YOU I want!" she yelled. "They need a longer ladder!"



YA'LL HAVE A GOOD DAY NOW ... YA HEAR?


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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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~Change a Word~

15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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