Chuckle 1787

Chuckle 1787
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Phyllis and Chet S of Pasadena CA!)

~Quickie ~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope and
Six Differences.)

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted. A few moments passed .. "An ambulance just drove by" A few moments later," Looks like the Anderson’s have company", he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike....." A few moments later, 'Looks like the Sanders are moving" "Jason is on his skate board...." A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex!!" Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out,

"How do you know they are having sex?"

"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too." ***


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P.S. From Phyllis and Chet;

To all my friends who in 2007 sent me best wishes, chain letters, angel letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something,

NONE OF THAT STUFF WORKED!

For 2008, could you please just send CASH, VODKA, WINE, GROCERY CERTIFICATES, GASOLINE VOUCHERS and OLD COUNTRY BUFFET FREE COUPONS instead?

Thank you!

Love, Chet and Phyllis

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(Do you know the breed of this Dog?
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Saint Bernard

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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)