Chuckle 1819

Chuckle1818
(Sheila M of Rough and Ready CA gets today’s chuckle thanks!)



~9 Words Women Use ~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope and
Six Differences.)


OH MY GOD!!! THESE ARE SO TRUE!!! ---Sheila---

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. 'Five minutes' is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually end in 'fine'.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sign means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about 'nothing'. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of 'nothing'.)

(6) That's Okay: this is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. 'That's okay' means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever')

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying 'SCREW YOU'!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to #3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if the remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, because they know it's true. ***


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