Chuckle 1836

Chuckle 1836
(Willie F of Sacramento CA gets today’s chuckle thanks!)



~GET THEE TO THY NUNNERY~
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye that Reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES

Thinking it was a figment of his imagination, he drives on and soon he sees another sign SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES

Suddenly, he begins to realize the signs are for real... He passes a third sign, saying

SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot, is a stone building with a small Sign next to the door reading SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps, and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long, black habit, who asks, “What may we do for you, my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in doing business." “Very well, my son.... Please follow me. "

The man is led through a winding passage, and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."

He does, and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup, answers the door... "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."

He puts $100 in the cup, and trots eagerly down the hall. He slips through the door, and finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another sign

GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS.... SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER ***




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Quotes from Will Rogers

Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following:

3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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