Chuckle 1850

Chuckle 1850
(Phyllis S of Pasadena CA gets today’s chuckle thanks!)


~Affairs ~ Part Three.
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The 5th Affair

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

'Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.'

'One Cent?' the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?'

'A nickel,' the barman replied.

'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?'

The bartender replied: 'Upstairs, with my wife.'

The man asked, 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'

The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.' ***




The 6th Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.'

'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.

'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!'

'I know,' she replied. 'Now just rest and let the poison work.' ***

It’s good to be loved. Set a good example. Be a lover!

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