Chuckle 1924

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Chuckle 1924
(Beverley L Mt Vernon WA gets today’s chuckle thanks!)




~A Short Love Story ~
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Six Differences.)

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping
room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...Him in the upper bunk
and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
Saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
Reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End ***

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