Chuckle 1937

Chuckle 1937
(Jack S of Santa Cruz CA gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~The 11th Husband ~
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A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to “Please be gentle. I'm still a virgin.”

“What?” said the puzzled groom “How can that be if you've been married ten times?”

“Well,” she said, “Husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was..... God I miss him.

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited.”

“Wonderful,” said the husband, “but why?”

“You're with the GOVERNMENT…This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!!”

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