Chuckle 1953

Chuckle 1953
(Bev L of Mt Vernon WA gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

(Police dog after quick stop)


~Why We Love Children! ~
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Six Differences.)

POLICE
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me 'Is that a dog you got back there?' he asked. 'It sure is,' I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, 'What'd he do?'

NUDITY

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my
5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'

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