Chuckle 1994

Chuckle 1994
(Bev L of Mt. Vernon WA gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~Bus Ride~
(Plus; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope and
6 differences.)


You are on the bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod.

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(How's This For Nostalgia?)
(Nadine of Carpinteria CA gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

You got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped, without asking, all for free, every time? And you didn't pay for air? And, you got trading stamps to boot?
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(Find the 6 differences, see answers below.)