Chuckle 2016

Chuckle 2016
(Doris K of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)




~New Dentist. ~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope
and 6 differences.)

My name is Alice smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. .

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School. 'Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a mustang’ he gleamed with pride.

'When did you graduate?' I asked-

He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'

'You were in my class!’ I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit, son-of-a-bitch asked,

'What did you teach???'
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(Maxines from my own collection ---Jerry---)


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(Find the 6 differences, see answers below.)