Chuckle 2028

Chuckle 2028
(Pat M of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)



~Dipstick~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today's Horoscope
and 6 differences.)

A blonde pulls over at the gas station gets out of her car opens the hood and checks the engine oil. After a few seconds of intelligent thinking she takes the dipstick in her hand and raising her chest high walks up to the attendant.

Excuse me sir, but can I buy a longer dipstick?

May I ask why you need a longer one ma'am? The blonde replies.................
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Because this one doesn't reach the oil.

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Find the 6 differences, Answers below.