Chuckle 2052

Chuckle 2052
(Linda M of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

Fish Cannery
~Da Finkers~
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Hans vas a Norvegian vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidently cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in the clinik and vhen he got dar, da Norsky doctor looked at Hans and said, "Let's hafe da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."

Hans said, "I hafen't got da finkers."

"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he asked. "Lordy! It's 2007! Ve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.

I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"

Hans responded: "How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?"

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