Chuckle 2097

Chuckle 2097
(Rick R of Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks.)

I just know this will be us someday!
(SOME MIGHT SAY THAT DAY IS HERE!)


~Sunday Paper~
(Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today's Horoscope, Maxine.)

This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you who will become seniors. It pays to be able to laugh about it when you are a senior!

"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was .

"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday.

The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, "Well, shit, so that's why no one was at church today."

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
Today's Horoscope )
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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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(Have a great day)