Friday, July 17, 2009

Chuckle 2112

Chuckle 2112
(Pam S of Roseville CA gets today's chuckle thanks.)



BEWARE OF UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!! (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today's Horoscope, Maxine,
and 6 differences.)

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !


You guys just never learn, do not tick off the woman.

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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below)







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