Chuckle 2143

Chuckle 2143
(Phyllis S of Pasadena CA gets today's chuckle
New Corvette C6-3

~New Corvette~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today's Horoscope, Maxine,
and 6 differences.)

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying
the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-70, pushing the pedal even
more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him,
lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110,
then 120. Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this,' and
pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked
at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.

If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before,
I'll let you go.'

The old gentleman paused. Then said, 'Years ago, my wife ran off
with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.'

'Have a good day, sir,' replied the trooper.

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(Maxine from my own collection.)

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