Chuckle 2182

Chuckle 2182
(George H of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~Secrets to a Happy Marriage~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine,
and 6 differences.)

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple".
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and her donkey stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the donkey stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the donkey dead.
I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you f*ckin crazy!?"
She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once."


And from that moment….We have lived happily every after."

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