Chuckle 2240

Chuckle 2240
(Nancy S of Sheridan WY gets today's chuckle thanks.)
2oz bottle of Jim Beam used on airlines

~Choice~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine,
and 6 differences.)

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whisky. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.

He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!"

Paddy handed his drink back and said "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"
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Today in History from Yahoo

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(Word for the Day)
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Today's Horoscope )
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(Maxine from my own collection.)

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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below)