Chuckle 2287

Chuckle 2287
(Mac M of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

Ole Fills In~ (2nd Time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day,

Today’s Horoscope, Maxine,
and 6 differences.)

A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic.

I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole, How was your day?'

Ole told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a Headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.

Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven’t seen a man in over two years!!

'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.

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‘I put drops in her eyes!!

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(Maxine from Phyllis S in Pasadena CA)


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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below)