Chuckle 2375

Chuckle 2375
(Dean O of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~Martha vs. Maxine~ (Chuckle 423 from my Archives)
(Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

Martha's Way??
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Maxine's Way??
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don't.

Martha's Way??
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Maxine's Way??
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!
Martha's Way??
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Maxine's Way??
Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

Martha's Way??
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.?

Maxine's Way??
Leftover wine???????? HEL-LO !!!!!.
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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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