Chuckle 2408

Chuckle 2408

(Nicky H of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~ 3 Grandma’s on a Bench~ (2nd time around) (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

Three mischievous old Grandmas were
sitting on a bench outside the nursing
home when an old Grandpa walked by.

One of the old Grandmas yelled out,
'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how
old you are!'

The old man said, 'There is no way you
can guess that, you silly old fools.'
One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure
we can! Just drop your pants and
under shorts and we can tell your
exact age.'

Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it,

he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn
around a couple of times and then jump
up and down several times. Determined
to prove them wrong, he did it. Then they all
piped up and said, 'You're 87 years old!'

Standing with his pants down around
his ankles, the old gent asked 'How in
the world did you guess my age?'

Slapping their knees and grinning from
ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled
in unison - - -
'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'
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(Maxine from my own collection.)







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(A quiz for people who know everything. From Bev)

3.. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

Answers below ~


Answers to question 3 and 4

3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons: Asparagus and rhubarb.

4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside: Strawberry.


(Have a great day)