Chuckle 2593

Chuckle 2593
(Lora S of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)



~Rio Grande River Crossing~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Calvin.

I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this morning; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.
If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Oregonian and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the Cove & County Sheriff’s Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps

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