Chuckle 2686

Chuckle 2686
(Rick R of Surrey BC and Keith K of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

From Rick:

~House of Ill Repute~

See if you can work this out:


There was a brothel at the top of a hill, with a large red light at the bottom of the hill. There were four men...

One was walking briskly up the hill; One was inside the brothel; One was walking slowly down the hill and The fourth man was sitting in his car at the bottom of the hill.


What were the nationalities of the four men?

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* The man going up the hill: was rushin

* The man in the brothel: him-a-layin

* The man walking down the hill: was finish



Now wait for it ......................................!!!!!!



Ya gonna hate this....................................



* The man in the car at the bottom was Irish, and he was waiting for the light to turn green!



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From Keith:


~A Tip for Old Guys ~

An old guy … ok, a guy my age and not in the best of shape..... was working out in the gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman.

He asked the nearby trainer, "What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I'd try the ATM in the lobby."

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine from my own collection.)




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(Find the six differences, answers below)