Chuckle 2751

Chuckle 2751
(Anon. gets today's Chuckle thanks.)


~Lotto~ (Second time around)
(Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Some Bumper Stickers for the Elderly...)

A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray.. .''God please help me. I’ve lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto.

Lotto night comes and she does not win. Brandi again prays... ''God, please let me win the lotto! I’ve lost my business, my house and now I'm going to lose my car, ''

Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck. Once again, she prays... '' Dear Lord, why have you forsaken me'?? I’ve 'lost my business my house and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask for helps and l have always been a good servant to you.

Oh PLEEEEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so l can get my life back in order. Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens opened and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God himself...

''Brandi, work with me on this. Buy a ticket.”

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(Maxine from my own collection.)



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(Bumper Stickers for the Elderly...) from Phyllis in Pasadena