Chuckle 2791

(Chuckle 2791)

(Bill P of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)



~ Health Message~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Men Can Fix Anything)

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's ass. It's the Tortoise life for me!

1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.

3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.

I'm retired. Go around me!

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(Men Can Fix Anything) from Linda M of Florence)