Chuckle 2841

(Chuckle 2841)
(Keith K of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~There Was a Sad Man~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Adult Truths)

Once Upon A Time, There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play golf. One day in deep despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on a ledge at the very top of a 20-story building, looking down. Suddenly he saw this man skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all.

Taken totally aback, Our Man started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do things with. Down below there's a man with no arms at all! And he is skipping down the sidewalk, so happy! Going on with his life, making the best of a very bad & sad situation.

He backed away from the edge, ran to the elevator, hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with one arm if he (the armless one) could carry on so happily with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels again. Our guy asked him, "Why are you so happy anyway?" The armless man replied, "Excuse Me All to Hell... I'm NOT happy. My balls itch."

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(A Maxine from My Own Collection.)



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(Adult Truths from Linda M of Gresham OR)

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Well here we are at the end of this series… Sorry!