Chuckle 2893

(Chuckle 2893)
(Linda M of Gresham OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~Shopping for Polish Sausage~ (Second time around) (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Nancy’s Cartoons.)

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days. A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

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