Chuckle 3007

(Chuckle 3007)

(Gary B of La Habra CA gets today’s chuckle thanks)

~The Jewish Elbow~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Smile Awhile)

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in.

Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."

"Grandma that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?

"What .... You coming empty handed?"
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