Chuckle 3048
(Chuckle 3048)
(Rich
and Flo in Yuma AZ
~Gas Pump Fury~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day,
Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)
Two
aliens landed in the Arizona
The gas
pump, of course, didn't respond.
The
younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
The
older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'
The
younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no
response.
Pissed
at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said gruffly,
"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader or I will fire!"
The
older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do
that! I really think that will make him mad.'
'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his
weapon and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared
towards him and blew the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt,
smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
Half an
hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three
eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser
alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.
'What a
ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien.
'He nearly killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
The
older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and
replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you
never mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder and then stick it
in his ear.'
(Today
in History Click)
(Sharpen your vocabulary by
clicking Word for the Day)
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(For today's Horoscope
click Today's Horoscope)
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(Maxine
Cartoon)
(Find
the six differences, answers below)
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