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(Keith
K of Florence OR gets todays chuckle thanks.)
~The Mexican Bandit: ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and They ask why I like retirement!!! )
The story is told of a Mexican
bandit who robbed a Texas bank of $250,000 and escaped across the river. A
month went by and the bandit thought he was safe. He was celebrating his good
fortune at a local cantina, when a Texas Ranger walked up and dragged him out
into the dusty street. After he realized he had a communication problem, the
ranger poked his head back into the bar: "Anybody here speak
English?" he shouted.
"I do, senor" came the reply.
"Then commence" the ranger ordered. The conversation between ranger, translator and bandit started. "Did he rob the bank?" "He did." "Does he still have the $250,000?" "Yes," again. Then the ranger pulled out his Colt .45, held the barrel of the gun to the bandit's head and cocked the trigger. "Make sure he understands this next question real good." the ranger told the translator. "WHERE'S THE MONEY?"
In Spanish the frightened bandit blurted out that the money was hidden in a waterproof bag at the bottom of the well in the town plaza. The translator looked up at the ranger: "He says he is not afraid to die, you stupid Gringo!"
"I do, senor" came the reply.
"Then commence" the ranger ordered. The conversation between ranger, translator and bandit started. "Did he rob the bank?" "He did." "Does he still have the $250,000?" "Yes," again. Then the ranger pulled out his Colt .45, held the barrel of the gun to the bandit's head and cocked the trigger. "Make sure he understands this next question real good." the ranger told the translator. "WHERE'S THE MONEY?"
In Spanish the frightened bandit blurted out that the money was hidden in a waterproof bag at the bottom of the well in the town plaza. The translator looked up at the ranger: "He says he is not afraid to die, you stupid Gringo!"
(Today in History Click)
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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
(Maxine)
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They Ask Why I
Like Retirement!!! From Phyllis in Pasadena CA
Question: How many retirees to
change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done
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