Chuckle 3258

(Nicky H of Florence OR gets todays chuckle thanks.)

 ~RUGGED OUTDOOR MAN~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Mac’s Signs)

During his physical examination, a doctor asked a retired man about his physical activity level.
The man said he spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors.
"Well, yesterday afternoon was typical;
I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake.
I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.
I ran away from a pissed off mother bear and then ran away from one angry bull Elk
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
At the end of it all I drank eight beers and a tall glass of bourbon"
Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
"No," the guy replied, "I'm just a really shitty golfer".

(Today in History Click)
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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Mac’s Signs (From Mac in Florence OR)