Chuckle 3291

Chuckle 3291

(Keith K of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

 ~Hooker~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Find the 6 differences)

Ole was walking home late at night, through the park, and sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty dollars," she whispers.

He's never been with a hooker before, so he figures, "what the hell, it's only twenty bucks."

So they hide in the bushes and are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light
flashes on them. It's a police officer.

"What's going on here people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making luff to my wife," Ole answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry" says the cop. "I didn't know."

"Vell," Ole says, "I didn't either until you flashed that damn light in her face."

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Find the six differences;