Chuckle 3318

Chuckle 3318
(Today’s Chuckle thank go to Nicky H of Florence OR)

   ~  Irish Court Case. ~ ( Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 differences.)

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant...
"You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out,
"You bastard!"

The judge says, "You're also charged with
beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out,
"You rotten bastard!"

The judge stops and says to Paddy in the back of the courtroom.
"Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes,
but no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt.
Is that understood?"

Paddy stands up and says,
"I'm sorry, Your Honor, but for fifteen years I've lived
next door to that arsehole, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer,
he said he didn't have one."

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