Chuckle 3343

Chuckle 3343

(Today’s Chuckle thank go to Elva B of Caldwell ID.)

~ Catholic Shampoo~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope,

Maxine and Nature Pic’s.)

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they
passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice

cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening? "The second nun answered,

"Indeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it

would cause a scene at the checkout stand."

"I can handle that without a problem" the other nun replied and
she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out. The cashier had a surprised look on his face when

the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.

"We use beer for washing our hair" the nun said, "back at our nunnery, we call it
catholic shampoo.

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package
of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun
straight in the eye, smiled with a wink, and said: “Sister, the curlers are on the house."

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Maxine

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Nature pic’s from Rick in Surrey BC