Chuckle 3354

Chuckle 3354

(Today’s Chuckle thank go to Mac M of Florence OR)

~Golf Story~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and

6 Differences)

Jim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.

One evening, not long after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His new wife was standing there watching him.

After a long period of silence, she finally speaks, "Honey, I've been thinking. Now that we are married, I think it's time you quit golfing. I think you should sell your golf clubs."

Jim gets this horrified look on his face.

Concerned, she says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't!"

 

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Find the six differences;