Chuckle 3458

Chuckle 3458
(Today’s Chuckle thank go to Mac M of Florence OR.)

~Directions to Heaven; ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and turn to your right."

The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town.  I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday...I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle.  "You're bullshitting me, right?   You don't even know the way to the Post Office!"

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Find the six differences;