Chuckle 3669 Classic

Chuckle 3669 Classic
Chuckle 271 (Sent out in March 2004)

(Phyllis S. in Pasadena Ca. gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

~Cow for Sale: Rated PG~(Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

  Ole and Sven are neighbors in Minnesota.  Ole is in need of a new milk cow. He hears about a nice one for sale over the border in Wisconsin.  He drives over to Wisconsin, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if she gives
milk.  When he grabs the teat and pulls -- the cow farts.       

  Ole is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, and reaches under the cow to try again.  He grabs another teat, pulls --the cow farts again.  Milk does come out, however, so after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the cow anyway.

  When he gets the cow home, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Come here and look at dis new cow I just bought.  Pull her teat, and see what happens."

  Sven reaches under and pulls -- the cow farts.  Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis cow in Wisconsin, yah?"

  Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah!, dats right, how did you know?"

  Sven says, "My wife is from Wisconsin."
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