Chuckle 3781

Chuckle 3781
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

~Two Mexicans and a Trucker~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Two Mexicans are riding a bicycle on a road about 15 miles outside of
Lafayette, LA. One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start
hitching a lift back into town.

A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for
a ride. He tells them they can ride in the trailer if they could
fit in with 20,000 bowling balls he is hauling.

They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the
driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. Wanting to make up time the
trucker speeds up.

Sure enough a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding.

The officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver
jokingly replies "Mexican eggs."

The Blond Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this so she takes a look in the
trailer. She opens the back door and shocked, quickly shuts it
and locks it.

She calls for immediate backup from headquarters, the Border Patrol and the
Swat Team.

The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that requires so many officers.

"I stopped a Tractor-Trailer with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it... two have
hatched and they've already stolen a bicycle."


Go ahead and ‘question my GOOD taste in jokes’, but do it after you quit laughing.  ---Ron---

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