Chuckle 3829

Just to let you know that the old men aren't through yet. Our VFW bowling team which had Harry, Ron J, Keith and I, won third place at a tournament in Bend OR..

Chuckle 3829

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence)

-Never date a mechanic's daughter--he knows what you mean!! (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman

The daughter asks her Dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. You know he is into cars, but I don't talk in car parts.

He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."

Her Dad replied, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe."

 

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