Chuckle 3886

Chuckle 3886
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Mac M of Florence OR)

~Willie Nelson at 80~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

"I have outlived my pecker."
A Poem - by Willie Nelso
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the friggin thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

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