Chuckle 3904

Chuckle 3904
(Two one liners from Harry M of Florence OR) ( Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6Diff’s)

1. Why are Jewish men circumcised? Answer Jewish won’t touch anything that isn't 20% off.  

2. Wife spent two hours getting a facial. Looked great and for two days then the mud fell off. 

~Children Writing About the Ocean~ (From Bev L of Mt Vernon WA)

1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)

 2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

 3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't
have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Mike, age 7)

 4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

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Maxine

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