Chuckle 4027 Classic
Chuckle 4027 Classic
Chuckle 50 (Sent out in Dec 2003)
(Received from John and Jayne of Florence, OR)
~The Touch:~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the
day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine, Phyl’s play on words, and 6 diff’s)
An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one
afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked
across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded "yes," so
the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, my treat.
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet thang, How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of coke, on my bill.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, my treat.
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet thang, How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of coke, on my bill.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The Englishman felt his back straightening
up, and he raised up his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips
out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and yelled, ”Don't touch me......I'm drawin' disability!!!!!"
Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and yelled, ”Don't touch me......I'm drawin' disability!!!!!"
(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
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Phyl's Play on Words
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Spot the 6 diff's
posted by Mr Chuckles @ 8:26 AM
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