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Chuckle 591

(Today’s chuckle thanks go to Rich C in Yuma AZ!)

~Gas? ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman

A nun who worked for a local home health care agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, there was a station just down the street. She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up. But, the attendant regretfully told her that the only can he owned had just been loaned out. If she would care to wait, he was sure it would be back shortly. Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. After looking through her car for something to carry to the station to fill with gas, she spotted a bedpan she was taking to the patient.

Always resourceful, she carried it to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried it back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car, two men walked by. One of them turned to the other and said, "If that car starts, I'll be a churchgoer the rest of my life!"

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