Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4236

Chuckle 4236

Chuckle 242 (Sent out in Feb 2004)

(Thanks for today’s chuckle go to George H. in Florence, OR!)

~A Blonde Looking for a Man: ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking so sad.

    Liz, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay...but you look so sad. Why??"
   Sally, "Cause I just can't get a man."
   Liz, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."
   Sally, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."
   Liz, "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Sally, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."

Liz, "So, how's that gonna help you get a man."
Sally, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."

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