Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4280

Chuckle 4280

Floppy time from July 2001

~CHARM SCHOOL~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s.

Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood, one from Georgia, the
other an Alabamian, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white
pillared mansion.

The Georgia peach said, "When my first child was born, my husband
built this beautiful mansion for me."

The lady from Alabama commented,
"Well, isn't that nice?"

The first woman continued "When my second child was born, my husband
bought me that fine Cadillac you see parked in the drive."

Again, Belle from Alabama commented, "Well, isn't that nice??"

The first woman boasted, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the second lady commented,

"Well, isn't that nice?"

The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy
for you when you had your first child?" "My husband sent me to charm
school," declared the Belle.

"Charm school!" the first woman cried, "Land sakes, child, what on Earth for?"

The Alabamian responded, "So that I could learn to say, 'Isn't that
nice' instead of 'Who gives a shit.'"